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Funny Homemade Birthday Cards – 9 Free Printable Funny Birthday Cards

Print one of these funny homemade birthday cards for a family member or best friend for their special day! Use this set of 9 funny greeting cards to make a quick and easy homemade card.

With 9 different choices, you’ll be able to find the perfect birthday card for anyone. Plus, a free printable card helps save money. Have you seen how expensive a Hallmark birthday card has gotten?

These cute cards are the perfect way to tell someone happy birthday. If you need a whimsical birthday card, these humorous birthday cards will be perfect. They are full of cheesy puns and cute designs.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says Hey shorty, it sherbet day! Happy Birthday! And it has a picture of a cone of sherbet with a birthday hat on.

No birthday celebration is complete without birthday gifts and cards. Standard cards are boring – you can make your own handmade card by simply printing the card and adding your own unique message.

Grab these easy free printable birthday cards at the end of this blog post. You just have to be a Mom Envy club member to get all 9 birthday card designs for free!

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says Have a GRATE birthday! Hope it’s not too cheesy! And it has a picture of cheese and a grater.

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How Many Cards are Included?

There are 9 birthday card templates. But, there are 13 different options altogether because a few of the cards have more than one version.

Are there Any Belated Birthday Cards?

Yes! There is one belated birthday card in the bunch.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says Oh, Flock! I missed your birthday. And it has 4 flamingos wearing hats with balloons.

Who are these Cards Geared Toward?

With so many different designs, you can find one to fit many different ages and types of people.

Are any of the Birthday Cards Designed to be from a Group?

Yes! There are 3 printable birthday cards that can be given from a group, including one printable belated birthday card.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says we herd it’s your birthday! And it has pictures of a bunch of cows celebrating a birthday.

Do the Cards have Messages Inside?

No. To make them easier to print, these cards are only one-sided. There are no messages on the inside.

The blank space makes it easy to customize the card with your own personal message.

Are there Any Cards for a Milestone Birthday Included?

No, unfortunately, I have not included any cards specifically for a certain age. But there are two cards geared toward someone turning an older age.

Can these Cards be Used for Another Special Occasion?

No, there are no Congratulations or Anniversary cards, or any other type of cards included in this set. These cards are specifically meant for birthdays.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says You are one in a melon! Happy Birthday! And it has an image of a slice of watermelon wearing heart sunglasses.

What Size are the Cards?

The cards are designed to be printed on a full letter-size sheet. But, if you prefer, you can print the card smaller and make a smaller card.

What Type of Paper is Best to Print the Cards on?

I suggest printing the birthday cards on cardstock paper. Printing the cards on thicker paper will be like making your own greeting cards. This is my favorite cardstock.

What Size Envelope do they Fit in?

If you print them as-is, they fit perfectly in 5-3/4 x 8-3/4 envelopes. These white ones are my favorite because they come with a sticky seal.

Funny Homemade Birthday Cards

Here are the 9 different designs you can download for free at the end of this blog post. You have plenty of options to find the ideal birthday card for a friend.

The first design couldn’t be sweeter. It’s the perfect free birthday card for a friend that loves a good joke.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says Hey shorty, it sherbet day! Happy Birthday! And it has a picture of a cone of sherbet with a birthday hat on.

This next design is the perfect card for someone who is turning older than they’d like. Let the person you care about know that they aren’t getting old, they’re just getting more perfect.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says You’re aged to perfection. Happy Birthday! And it has a picture of a wine bottle, wine glass, and wine opener.

This adorable otter design uses a fun play on words. It’s a unique birthday card for someone special to you. Want to give this card from more than one person? It comes with both an “I” and “we” version!

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says We hope your birthday is like no otter! And it has a picture of two otters (one with a present and one wearing sunglasses).

Miss someone’s birthday? Give this belated yet hilarious birthday card to a friend that has a great sense of humor. Who doesn’t love a funny apology card?

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says Oh, Flock! I missed your birthday. And it has 4 flamingos wearing hats with balloons.

There are 3 funny card templates for this design. You have an “I” and “we” version of the belated card, and you have a standard, non-belated happy birthday card.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says Oh, Flock! It’s your birthday. And it has 4 flamingos wearing hats with balloons.

This birthday card design is great to give to a group of people (like an office birthday, a group of close friends, a family, etc.). Plus, it’s sure to bring smiles with its loveable herd of cows.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says we herd it’s your birthday! And it has pictures of a bunch of cows celebrating a birthday.

This next funny birthday greeting card is oh so cheesy. Yes, I am even including a pun talking about this card with a funny quote – have a GRATE birthday! (get it?)

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says Have a GRATE birthday! Hope it’s not too cheesy! And it has a picture of cheese and a grater.

In addition to the other funny happy birthday cards, this next one is sure to bring lots of laughs. It’s kind of a big dill.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says getting older is no big dill! Happy Birthday!

If you have someone special, use this sweet pun to tell them how they are one in a melon to you. With a blank inside, you can add your own special message to tell them just how much they mean to you.

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says You are one in a melon! Happy Birthday! And it has an image of a slice of watermelon wearing heart sunglasses.

Lastly, this sleepy sloth is a good card for someone that has been extra busy and stressed lately (perfect for a young Mom, someone with a busy job, etc). Plus, look how cute the sloth is!

This image is of one of the funny homemade birthday cards you can download for free at the end of this blog post. It says Happy Birthday! Take it slow & enjoy your day! Below that is an image of a sloth relaxing on a tree wearing a birthday hat.

How to Print the Cards?

Printing the cards is simple. Use thicker paper such as cardstock to achieve the best card possible.

Simply print the card you’d like on standard letter size paper.

How to Print the Cards a Smaller Size?

If you’d like to print the cards in a smaller size, it’s easier to open the file in a PDF reader such as Adobe Reader. Printing the card from the browser can be tricky depending on the type of browser you are using.

On the print screen, select to print multiple pages per sheet. You can select 2, 4, 6, etc. The higher the number, the smaller the card will be.

When you print multiple pages to a sheet and select 2, if you click the button that says: Auto-rotate pages within each sheet, it makes it easy to trim because you only have to cut the page in half after you print.

Another option would be to print the card at a specific percentage such as 50%. Or to print it as a booklet.

You’ll just need to trim the card after you print it.

Can I Print 2 or More Cards at a Time?

Yes, I have included a PDF with all of the cards. When you go to print, just type in the page number of the cards you’d like to print.

If you select multiple, 2 pages, and click Auto-rotate pages within each sheet, you’ll get 2 cards perfectly per page.

Can I Sell the Printed Cards?

No, sorry. The cards are for personal use only. You may not use them commercially in any way.

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